Mind of Dreams

scratch-the-maven: #Tony #Tony the city is on fire

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:47:38 -0400

scratch-the-maven:

#Tony #Tony the city is on fire

"People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: “be..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:21:21 -0400

“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases,...

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:20:17 -0400

"Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:15:47 -0400

“Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters,...

ihartbeat: arealhero: E3 in a nutshell. I just wanted to...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:45:37 -0400

ihartbeat:

arealhero:

E3 in a nutshell.

I just wanted to reblog this because it’s so fucking true.

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: sonic-hip-attack: canikon-bokeh:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:48:39 -0400

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

sonic-hip-attack:

canikon-bokeh:

Exactly.

Imagine a wall full of circular holes, that circles can keep walking in and out of with no difficulty.

Now imagine that the triangles manage to get the resources together, after years of not being able to fit through the circle’s holes, to drill a single triangle space into the wall.

Now imagine that the circle — who previously supported the triangle’s efforts because they are well-rounded (har) and value equality — comes along and sees the construction project. But instead of being happy, they get angry.

“Well, I won’t be able to fit through your hole!!!!” the circle cries.

“I helped you get the drill!!!!” the circle shrieks.

“Make it fit me too!!!!” the circle demands.

The triangles, barely holding it together enough to get a triangle hole together, stare at the circle in confusion.

“You have all the holes you need,” the triangles explain. “This is for us. You don’t need to fit through our hole, too.”

“YOU’RE BEING UNEQUAL AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!” the circle wails. “I DON’T SUPPORT YOUR HOLE IF IT DOESN’T FIT ME TOO. GIVE ME MY DRILL BACK.”

“It’s not your drill, it’s our drill. You helped us get it, because you said you cared.”

“I ONLY CARED WHEN I THOUGHT YOU’D MAKE A HOLE EVERYONE COULD FIT THROUGH. YOU’RE PERPETUATING INEQUALITY!!!”

“Why is it up to us, the small group that has never been able to fit through the wall at all, to make a hole everyone can use? Why isn’t it up to you, the people who have been able to cross back and forth at will for years? We just want to see the other side; why are you yelling at us?”

“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN A CIRCLE, OMG. I’VE HAD TO WORK HARD ALL MY LIFE TOO. YOU’RE JUST BEING BIGOTED AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I CAN’T CONTROL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU.”

“You are interfering with our project and asking us to comfort you while we’re trying to make progress. Please leave.”

“I’m going to tell everyone about this,” the circle warns. “Nobody will support you now.”

“Apparently nobody ever did,” the triangles sigh, getting back to work.

It’s kind of sad

That we have to draw comics using colorful shapes

To explain systematic inequality to people

I suppose the solution would be to blast a huge hole in the wall so everyone could come an go as they pleased, or just take the wall down altogether.

but it’s not that simple.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:28:08 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:38:19 -0400

marvelentertainment: MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY From: Thor (1966)...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:11:44 -0400

marvelentertainment:

MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY

From: Thor (1966) #145

Even Thor finds riding in elevators awkward.

(Source: marvel.com)

soaringrachel: sea-change: they also went to the louvre...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:56:01 -0400

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

tylerpoo: samswittyusername: cryok: I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:28:38 -0400

tylerpoo:

samswittyusername:

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

I feel like the amount of times this is on my blog is not legal.

Lol, sounds like a total Josh joke.

snoipahkat: AN EPIC MICKEY WORLD IS A THING THAT I WANT VERY...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:27:05 -0400

snoipahkat:

AN EPIC MICKEY WORLD IS A THING THAT I WANT VERY MUCH

by Grant Snider

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:13:32 -0400

grant snider @grantdraws

grant snider @grantdraws

by Grant Snider

"1. I can’t get up at the crack of dawn to carpe fucking diem because I’m out five nights a week..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:04:51 -0400

“1. I can’t get up at the crack of dawn to carpe fucking diem because I’m out five nights a...

haergow: jthenr-comics-vault: Ants Summon The AvengersFrom...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:41:53 -0400

haergow:

jthenr-comics-vault:

Ants Summon The Avengers
From Avengers #196 (1989)
Art by George Perez

#‘SCOTT I’M GOING TO NEED YOU TO SEND SOME ANTS TO CONTACT THE AVENGERS’ #‘SURE I’M ON IT WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM TO DO?’ #‘OH JUST LET THEM CRAWL ALL OVER IRON MAN’S FACE’ #‘WHAT’ #‘COME ON IT WILL BE FUNNY HE’S GOING TO BE SO FREAKED OUT’ #‘YEAH OK’

lesmusiques: The king and his men stole the queen from her...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:36:18 -0400

lesmusiques:

The king and his men stole the queen from her bed
And bound her in her bones…

thegashlycrumbdalton: Friendly reminder: erasure is not...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:35:10 -0400

thegashlycrumbdalton:

Friendly reminder: erasure is not equality.

epic-humor: see more

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:58:00 -0400

epic-humor:

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