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It seems Frodo has the same opinion as I do about the Desolation of Smaug movie

#omg#imagine frodo going to see the hobbit with the rest of the fellowship though it’d be hilarious#frodo is sending sms continuously to bilbo ‘did that really happen uncle bilbo’#bilbo is like ‘yes; no ; yes; no; probably artistic license; yes#HE DID WHAT TO THE WHAT no that most certainly did NOT happen’#gimli getting teary eyed over seeing his kin and being super enthusiastic and loud during the battle scenes#legolas just cringing the entire time through#’I can’t believe I said that’#’I never said that’#’oh god that armor was so unflattering’#’I WOULD NEVER ACT LIKE THAT OVER A BIT OF BLOOD’#’oh my god did dad really think I was crushing on tauriel I hope they made that part up’#(what they DIDNT make up is the part where he calls gimli a goblin mutant)#(that gets really awkward at the theatre)#merry and pippin are having the time of their live because they’re just really enjoying the movie#sauron downloaded the movie via torrent and is sitting in a cozy pit of lava watching the movie on his ipad and screencapping his ring and watching his own scene over and over again#and making fun of smaug by imitating his voice during his scenes#’I am fire I am death I am a whiny little asshole deserter dragonbaby who couldnt outfly glaurung#and that sucker didnt even have wings
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catsbeaversandducks:

America’s First Cat Café Opens: Drink Coffee Alongside Adorable Cats

Yesterday, America’s first cat café opened in New York City. Cat lovers, you now have only three more day to sip coffee and eat pastries alongside adorable cats! Purina One teamed up with the North Shore Animal League, the country’s largest no-kill shelter, to create this pop-up café that’s the temporary home to rescue cats. While the concept of a cat café has been around for a while, with Asia and Europe leading the way, this is the first time one has opened in the United States. Two permanent cat cafés are scheduled to open in San Francisco this year.

The concept is simple. Visitors pay an hourly fee or cover charge to sit and lounge with cats. This one, on 168 Bowery, is free. Sixteen cats roam the premises and you’re welcome to pick one up and snuggle with it. If you fall in love with a particular one, you can even adopt it! (Read about each individual cat, here. Looks like “Sushi” is featured in the photo, above.) To get your feline fix, stop by the store from 10a to 7p each day till April 27. If you’d like to learn a little something, you can listen to different cat experts talk about cat health and behavior. The store’s capacity is limited to just 65 people, so you may have to wait in line.

Via My Modern Met

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frozensoldiers:

I THINK WHAT PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN CAP 2 IS HOW LITTLE MILK PIERCE POURS IN THAT GLASS. LIKE IT’S THE TINIEST PORTION OF MILK IMAGINABLE. “DO YOU WANT SOME FUCKING MILK” NO LET ME POUR MY OWN FUCKING MILK. AND LET ME POUR THE LEAST. POSSIBLE. MILK. I CAN. POSSIBLY POUR INTO THIS GLASS. THE SMALLEST PORTION OF MILK POSSIBLE. U HAD AN ENTIRE CARTON. AND A LARGE GLASS. AND YOU POUR WHAT. LIKE. 2 INCHES OF MILK INTO THAT GLASS. PIERCE PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN THAT SCENE. 

starsandatoms:

okay though if there’s anything that struck me on rewatching the first Cap movie it’s how much Steve and Bucky are such assholes to each other and it’s amazing

and like can you just imagine recovered!Bucky and Steve going on missions together and Steve being like

"wow Buck that thing you did there was actually kind of smart, all the stupid must’ve grown out in your hair"

and Bucky being all

"you might not know this, Steve, but there’s this thing we say these days that might be really useful for you to know and it goes like this: go fuck yourself"

and all the other avengers looking at each other like we read about you in history books, you are national heroes, what even