My name is Sarah. I'm currently an undergraduate, majoring in English. I have no idea what I'm doing.
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What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

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"The moon landing?" Sam asks, frowning. "How long you been in the future, you haven’t seen the moon landing yet?"

"Well, I saw it," Steve says, between bites, "and it was amazing! But then a guy at the park told me that it was actually faked, so I wrote it down so I could go look into it."

"Okay, first of all, don’t take historical information from guys you meet in the park, what’s wrong with you?"

"I met you in a park," Steve replies mildly.